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Goon Splash

Goon splash is the slang term of the male ejaculate/semen. Usually an exaggeration of a normal/human-like amount.
“i goon splashed all over her face, man. It was like the floors of Alaskan countryside!”
by JBGoonBox September 16, 2025
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Splash

"Splash"
When a patron or guest is sitting at a bar/restaurant and the bartender/server (authorized distributor of adult beverages) has already announced that they will no longer be serving alcohol by verbally proclaiming "Last Call", is preempted by a guest while holding up their glass and stating; "May I get a splash!?"
In general & in the most simplistic terms, the phrase "May I get a Splash" is used when one is communicating with a bartender (after Last Call) while lifting one's empty glass, and subtlety rotating it in a clockwise and endearing way to facilitate/promote the server to refill this glass with the same beverage that was in it prior to being consumed. The server shall honor (at their discretion) this request with a quarter, halfway, or even in some rare cases..., a nearly full refill of the patrons original beverage & it shall not be charged, nor a bill be administered.
by Frankie "Harry" Bawls January 20, 2025
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Splash

"Splash"

When a patron or guest is sitting at a bar/restaurant and the bartender/server (authorized distributor of adult beverages) has already announced that they will no longer be serving alcohol by verbally proclaiming "Last Call", is preempted by a guest while holding up their glass and stating; "May I get a splash!?"
In general & in the most simplistic terms, the phrase "May I get a Splash" is used when one is communicating with a bartender (after Last Call) while lifting one's empty glass, and subtlety rotating it in a clockwise and endearing way to facilitate/promote the server to refill this glass with the same beverage that was in it prior to being consumed. The server shall honor (at their discretion) this request with a quarter, halfway, or even in some rare cases..., a nearly full refill of the patrons original beverage & it shall not be charged, nor a bill be administered.
by Frankie "Harry" Bawls January 20, 2025
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Splashing

When you ejaculate on a womans breasts and proceed to motorboat her.
Me and my girlfriend has been getting really into splashing latelty, i can really recommend it
by Lassolini Marini March 9, 2025
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Dick splash

When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something
Person 1: Hey what’s that splash on the wall
Jack : Don’t worry it’s only my dick splash
by Sexy beast 9000 November 24, 2021
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Radnor Splash

When a large amount of semen splashes over a woman’s face.
last night was the best Radnor Splash ever!
by Bit of a Fred May 24, 2023
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Chattahoochee taint splash

A Chattahoochee taint splash is when you pee into an eager recipients mouth while they gargle the song “Georgia on my mind”. Then you repeatedly dunk your balls in the urine bubbles.
I dipped too low while she gave me a Chattahoochee taint splash and nicked my nuts on her braces.
by IloveJon’smom May 24, 2023
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