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Stephen Takowsky

The portent winds blew with fury over the brackish waters, an ignis fatuus hovering over the horizon, a symbol of something to come. The gales thundered through the swamps, an electricity in the air. An ominous howl began to sound as shapes took form in the hollow. Darkness bled onto the surface of the scape, as the winds continued to ravage the land. Suddenly, a mysterious chant began and hooded figures appeared, lurking in the shadows, manifestations of some nightmare that could not be escaped from. The chant began to build. The trees were ripped from their roots and sent flying. The waters whipped up into towering waves. The catastrophe increased and increased, and the intensity built and built until it all became too much for the world to bear! With a flash, everything dissapeared, leaving but a smoky crater in the center of what was once a luscious place full of life. A figure emerged. A figure named Stephen Takowsky. MGT was born.
by warrobotsalt March 17, 2023
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Stephen

Looks like some neckbeard with Cheeto dyed fingers and Mountain Dew breath kind of guy.
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stephen jones

Omg theres stephen jones he has a massive one
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Rayner Stephens High School

an absolute unhygienic shithole full of absolute knobheads and sexist mongy teachers
Person: ‘Should I move to Rayner Stephens High School
Other person: ‘No it’s a shithole
by bigmanNtha February 20, 2023
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Rayner Stephens

An absolute shithole of a school with sexiest teachers that can’t do their job properly
Person 1: ‘Should I Move To Rayner Stephens’
Person 2: ‘Absolutely Not. It’s A Fucking Shithole’
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Stephen

Stephen is apparently, in his own words, a loser.

He will pretend to care about someone only to suddenly go cold on them for no discernible reason, and discard them without warning.

Instead of explaining his feelings or sympathising with those of the other person, he will simply blame anyone but himself and then treat you like he actually hates you, suggesting that everything prior wasn't even real and was just an act.

Stephen is a good reminder of why I don't trust men and consider most of them to be pretty shallow and mean. Sadly, most of the good memories I have of him are now overclouded by feelings of hurt and loss.

Stephen, I'm sorry you felt you had to avoid me. I would have been happy staying friends but it seems you have moved somewhere else or vanished off the face of the earth or something.

Your friendship meant as much to me as anything else would have and I was lonely and depressed for months afterwards because you weren't there anymore.

I even started hallucinating a few men I'm pretty sure were not real. And one of them doesn't disappear or is there very often, which is very annoying because he is really annoying.

I would much rather see you than these weird-ass, annoying hallucinations that have apparently taken your place.

You may never see this, of course, and that's okay. I will probably eventually delete it, anyway.

I am doing my best to move on but the hallucination that's like a really jackass version of you sure isn't helping with that.
I really liked Stephen, who gave warmth to my icy, robotic heart; but then he broke it and that really hurt my feelings.
by Abby0190 October 22, 2023
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Stephen

Stephen is my brother #1 who is courageous beyond words and will lay his life down for them before they even know it. He loves deeper than the roots below our happy feet. The kindest dad and most trustworthy brother I'll EVER KNOW AND HAVE AS MY OWN. I LOVE YOU STEVE ! LOVE ME
Stephen is MY BROTHER
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