Alien Pube

olioq has these under his penis (he is a fat nigger)

"yoooo her fucking tits were halfway out"
"shut the fuck up you alien pube"

by woodball September 27, 2023

Hot BBQ pubes

A competition between two friends where you start by Rubbing bbq sauce on you and your friends pubes and having rough buttsex till the first one who erupts first has to shave all of their friends pubes off and lick them up along with the freshly came sperm

“Yo me and wood just had hot bbq pubes”

by Fishlips1 October 4, 2023

Elf pubes

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.

Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!

by The little dingler man July 23, 2023

pube poker

Beef curtains so dense and pendulous that they reach past the dick on penetration and poke a dude’s pubes.

I hooked up with the this girl the other night. Her pube pokers were so gnarly, they made me chafe.

by anonymous August 1, 2023

pubes

the nice fluffy hair that tickles ur nose while you suck or eat someone out <3

Damn her pubes made me sneeze, they were so long!

by piss_baby March 7, 2022

Pube cube

The act of using seminal fluid on your pubes and shaping it into a cube. Similar to ceramic. It appears better once dried out.

Douche #1: Yoo, how are your pube cubes so hard?

Douche #2: I dried them out with a blow dryer.

by Epinephrinepen January 25, 2026