Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.
Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"
Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
by NonceNick October 17, 2021
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That old man down the road.
Your friend: "Ay you know that nonce down the road."
You: "Yeah what about him."
Your friend: "He got caught yesterday."
You: "Ah, really?"
You: "Yeah what about him."
Your friend: "He got caught yesterday."
You: "Ah, really?"
by CaptainAstro13 November 1, 2021
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Get the Fat nonce mug.During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment
Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while
Pete: It's No Nonce November again?
Nick: Yep
Pete: Cock!
Pete: It's No Nonce November again?
Nick: Yep
Pete: Cock!
by NonceNick November 2, 2021
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