Nonce Money

1: When you have money via working with evil people/organisations (i.e. works with the BBC)

2: Receiving exactly 250 quid harry hill money

"I just got paid 250 quid" .... "Mate that's nonce money, bet you also worked with the BBC and touched kids"

by NonceMoneyMaker February 21, 2022

Nonce

means mother

e.g. my dad is also the same as my nonce

by donkey/shrek March 4, 2022

nonce

zerkaHD

comment section: *mad at josh*

harry: josh is a cheating nonce

sdmn: *shocked cuz harry wrote is out it in survival mode*

by englandxx January 14, 2021

Nonce

A person who still plays fortnite who is over the age of 16

-you know jimmy down the road he’s such a nonce

-why mate

-because he’s 20 and he still plays fortnite

by Anonymous 20001 January 21, 2021

Nonce

an anti-pedophile slur used to conflate them with child sexual abusers

Darryl: "Ew...attracted to kids age 6 to 10? I can't believe she's a fucking nonce."
Sam: "A nonce is a person who has been convicted of a sex offence. You do realize there is a difference between finding someone attractive and sexually molesting them, yeah?"
Darryl: "Whatever, nonce sympathizer."
Sam: "All I did was state the facts...."

by Nariety January 27, 2021

nonce

polar

guy 1: whats a nonce
guy 2: bro did you not know? polar is a nonce

by gundhams balls January 29, 2021

Nonce

Word to use to call your teacher if he brings you in the back of the class to tell you he has gotten a bad english grade but then lead you into a closet and tries to give you a massage, when you were in 3rd grade and your mom had to call the police on him

“That there in a right bloody nonce”

by not1day February 4, 2021