Shiny lizard

When having intercourse with your partner from behind against the wall in the standing position you pull out and ejaculate on their back making them look like a shiny lizard on the wall

What did you get up to last night?

“Oh I made my wife into a shiny lizard”

by Wangdangler42 July 29, 2025

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Lizard

A straight man that occupies a job that is typically held by a women and considered a feminine role.

I don’t tip male waiters. Go lay some shingles you lizard!

by Chuckondeeznutz August 15, 2025

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Blind lizard

A chick who is fucking one of the duck hunters in the duck blind

Sally is a blind lizard yea she fucks Matt because he's a duck hunter

by Matterlizard September 14, 2025

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lizard monkey

A lizard monkey is a person who is annoying or needs to take a walk

"Tom is a lizard monkey, he's always frolicking about and i strongly dislike him"

by lizard monkey November 6, 2025

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Being a "lizard" is basically contradicting yourself.

You changed your opinion in a short amount of time just because of someone else or new info. You're switching up or changing colors.

(from the YouTuber berleezy and definition taken from a reel/reddit)

For example, if Joe says Apex is the best game to play right now and PG agrees. But Berlin says something to disagree, and PG suddenly changes his opinion to disagree with Joe, that's technically being a lizard

by richware November 8, 2025

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Lizard

A derogatory term for black people usually used online in specific racist communities. This word is used as a replacement for more racist words to obfuscate it's racist nature.

"Hey Lizard, how's it going?"
"That Jim guy sure is a Lizard"
"Let's go into xyz's stream and call him Lizard."

by Jacobfin November 23, 2025

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