Helmet Fizz

Helmet Fizz - A fizzy secretion of precum ejaculate

That stripper got me so horny I let out some helmet fizz into my pants

by Trickus Dickus October 15, 2015

shit on my helmet

When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.

You need to flush out better next time... I've got shit on my helmet!

by Cooptastic November 20, 2015

Helmet

A protective hat placed over a person's head to protect their skull. Helmets are used for multiple occasions. From the Bronze age of the Romans who used helmets as protection against arrows or even blows from swords, to the present eras of modern history such as WWI and WWII as well as modern day militia standards of protecting and preventing bullet penetration against the skull. It is usually heavily padded enough to be light weight but to provide substantial protection. In sport's terms, it is normally plastic or leather and is used to protect the head against impacts from a ball or impact with another person.

If it wasn't for John's helmet in the football game, his head would be pulp.

Soldier: Heads down and arse up boys.... David put on your bloody helmet or you won't be with us no more.

by SomeMemekidxd December 7, 2018

Helmet of Destruction

The helmet of destruction is deadly. Whoever wears it earns +5 Charisma and whoever their victim is dies and immediate death with one hit. The helmet should never be in the hands of a noob. Only the REAL ones should have it.

"Hey look! It's the Helmet of Destruction! Wait... why is Bobby looking at m-" Little Jimmy's last words.

by YeetusFeetusAbortusCompletus January 9, 2019

Helmet

its whats robbies weave looks like

robbie cut yo helmet weave now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

by kdawk August 3, 2018

helmetitis

Someone who cant help thinking about the (bell-end) of a (penis).

Person 1 - "Omg i just cant stop thinking about touching the (tip)"

Person 2 replies- " You definately have (helmetitis)"

by RooBoy69 November 10, 2019