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God

What Christians believe is in our hearts, floating above the clouds. The entity that has created life. The entity that has created love as we know it.

A deity that, once you really think about it, is an asshole.
Billions of living beings die every day. Then, they are instantly forgotten. What kind and loving god would do that?
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doesn't exist
who's god
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In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
God is almighty
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The man above us that gives little children and adults cancer.
Parents: have good child

God:Gives cancer to child and kills it and goes to hell.
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Person 1: You know that guy who doesn’t exist?
Person 2: God?
Person 1: Yes.
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A useless being that religious people believe in. It has never existed as there is no present day evidence except stupid fiction books.
At church
Priest: Who is God?
Kid: Nobody!
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