Cuddle puddle

Where you cuddle in a post sex puddle of fluids

Jim always hated cuddle puddles, but Sandra would always snuggle up to him right after sex

by Toungeshy October 16, 2017

Car cuddle

The weird tendency for people to all park next to each other even when the entire parking lot is empty and there is plenty of space to spread out. park, parking, car, truck, parking lot, huddle, cuddle, crowd, cluster

Every time I go to the gym, I park far away from the entrance and yet everyone parks their car next to mine. People like to car cuddle.

by joecoolthefool March 2, 2017

custard cuddle

When theres cum on you or your partner and you both proceed cuddle and thus mash it between the two parties.

Person 1: Hey do you want to cuddle?

Person 2: nah lets custard cuddle.

by ez1134 March 22, 2017

Cuddle Trouble

When "Netflix and Chill" turns into a fuck trophy and child support.

Jan's cuddle trouble wont stop crying and shitting it's pants.

by Francakes May 5, 2016

cuddle cult

A group of hot chicks that like to cuddle

Guy1: Is that the cuddle cult
Guy 2: obviously,cuz there all hot

by taytay tot September 13, 2016

Cuddle Poison

a fresh load resulting from what was thought to be an innocent cuddle session cum semen jizz

I thought I would just sneak out in the morning...next thing I knew there was a load of cuddle poison on my chest.

by seventeen thirty-eight September 6, 2016

Cat cuddle

To mimic a cat clinging onto its owner's front, but during sexy time. Embedding nails into partner's back is advised for accuracy.

"Ooh baby, that's it, now quick! Give me a cat cuddle!"

by Knobbadan August 17, 2016