danny and crystal

Danny and Crystal is also another term for meant to be

They are like danny and crystal

by Roster 34 November 20, 2023

Crystal Teardrop

When a little bit of shit pops out during anal sex.

Holy fuck, you pulled out too fast. I think I laid a crystal teardrop.

by waltersplat November 22, 2023

Mother Crystal

This is a crystal from an arg
its purpose is to help the players travel the multiverse, its said to explode the king of onis if he touches it, but this really true?

The mother Crystal can Help you traverse the multiverse

by LastCall837 July 18, 2023

Crystal Comics LLC

The best company in the world. Run beautifully by amazing employees. Everyone wants to work there. The stock market is off the charts. Everyone invested in it.

hey Crystal Comics LLC
what
do you guys make amazing books
sure
ok

by Uilttl August 17, 2023

crystal myth

A drug dat makes you stupid enough to have faith in a charlatan with a glass sphere.

Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!

by QuacksO August 23, 2023

Crystal & Johnny

A lovely couple who always matches outfits together and enjoys "riding" Meanwhile a couple they know try to act the same as them.

Crystal & Johnny are matching consistently together

by Denson Coorson II September 3, 2023

crystal closet

someone who says they're really straight (them being in the closet) but in reality, they're gayer than all rainbows combined, but they don't wanna admit it (hence the term crystal closet, because everyone except them can see through their closeted behavior. the trans equivalent for this would be "egg".)

x: have you seen z? they're so gay it's turning me homophobic, like come out already!
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG

by Toh.gayest.show September 4, 2023