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Craig (n.)
1. A mythical creature believed to exist only in the realm of dating nightmares. Known for their uncanny ability to make plans and then vanish into thin air, leaving a trail of unanswered texts and shattered hopes.
2. A master of the "stand-up," elevating the art form to new levels of disrespect. Craigs are notorious for their complete disregard for other people's time, often leaving them stranded like a forgotten grocery bag.
3. A connoisseur of the pub scene, Craigs possess the unique talent of getting "totally" wasted while simultaneously neglecting their date. They have been known to leave women waiting for hours, only to emerge with a glazed-over look and a slurred apology.
4. A special kind of Craig is one who lets women travel a 6hr round trip just to be left waiting for an hour at their house whilst they get fucked at a pub
Craig (n.)
1. A mythical creature believed to exist only in the realm of dating nightmares. Known for their uncanny ability to make plans and then vanish into thin air, leaving a trail of unanswered texts and shattered hopes.
2. A master of the "stand-up," elevating the art form to new levels of disrespect. Craigs are notorious for their complete disregard for other people's time, often leaving them stranded like a forgotten grocery bag.
3. A connoisseur of the pub scene, Craigs possess the unique talent of getting "totally" wasted while simultaneously neglecting their date. They have been known to leave women waiting for hours, only to emerge with a glazed-over look and a slurred apology.
4. A special kind of Craig is one who lets women travel a 6hr round trip just to be left waiting for an hour at their house whilst they get fucked at a pub
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After an early childhood specialising in jazz ballet and Latin erotic Craig realised his passion for mesmerising crowds with his lighting fast hoof control. Born in 1837 he has defied the laws of physics and has been known to create his own electricity similar to that of Nicola Teslas famous plasma coil from the static electricity surges or 2-steps performed at an amazing 18,000 steps per minute (spm)
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After an early childhood specialising in jazz ballet and Latin erotic Craig realised his passion for mesmerising crowds with his lighting fast hoof control. Born in 1837 he has defied the laws of physics and has been known to create his own electricity similar to that of Nicola Teslas famous plasma coil from the static electricity surges or 2-steps performed at an amazing 18,000 steps per minute (spm)
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