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Christophe

The best person on the planet, tall with even higher IQ and massive dick. Flippin sexy, great kisser and better fucker
Girl 1: Last night I had absolute shit sex

Girl 2: Mine was amazing, I had a Christophe.
by Be friends with Christophe December 9, 2021
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Christophe

A really blunt guy who is oblivious to the fact that someone likes them. Typically goes after someone who doesn't want them when there's someone out there who would love them the way he deserves to be loved. Often tends to be rude due to the fact he's a blunt smart ass. He's also typically a French guy, or has a French parent.
Oh look there's Christophe, to bad he's completely oblivious and a smart ass
by Opral December 17, 2021
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Christopher

Most likely a player with a big heart. He usually hangs around his buddies and talks to them about how he is using you. He uses you for money or someone to pick on.
Girl: Lain is soooo hot I'm gonna ask him out!!
Me: Ewww you like him he is such a Christopher
by Rileyb_123223 December 19, 2021
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kevin christopher

some old ass nigga thats like hundreds of millions of years old
"yo my grandpa old asf" - taj
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher
by leviticus3k December 22, 2021
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Christopher

Christopher is an amazing man. Very loyal and knows many people, but he's a very shy person. He really can get hurt easily by his own friends but hides it inside. Either way he finds happiness by distracting himself. He seeks for love a lot and hopes to find his true love. When he finds love he's the most happiest man in the world. This is for my boyfriend chris. I love you
Person1: Bro remember Christopher?!
Person2: Oh yeah! He was a pretty cool dude..
by anonymous December 25, 2021
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Christopher Pate

The greatest friend you could ever ask for
Damn that Christopher Pate has a huge cock
by Yourchristallmighty March 30, 2022
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Christopher Madrid

A very cute player that many girls simp for. He is very cute and makes the non-hoe girls fall for him. Hopefully he is obsessed with the right girl. He is boy who doesn't know what he wants. He is hispanic, short, hot, cute, indecisive, mamas boy, has mommy issues, like boobs, really loves thighs, is a one piece fan, is a player yet wants something serious. He is very kind and sweet though, he just isn't dating material though.
Christopher Madrid needs to get his shit together.
by urlocalMILF<3 April 10, 2022
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