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august 28

the day that all the best people are born. also national popeyes day
person1: how come Shania Twain is so awesome and successful

person2: she was born on august 28th
by shiannelove2008 November 24, 2020
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August 14th

Epic Person Day.
Only very epic people are born on this day. If you are born on August 14th you are a certified epic person and deserve to be recognised as an epic person.
Person 1: “yo, were your bro on August 14th?”
Person 2:”yeah, I was”
Person 1:”that means you are a verified epic person
by AnEpicPicklePerson April 20, 2021
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August 8

The most attractive boys are born on this day!
random person: hey, when is your birthday?
Random boy: August 8, why?
Random person: because it says here that people born on August 8 are the most attractive boys.
by jessroj July 18, 2022
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August 1

the day you're gonna feel single, cause thats national gf day which means everybody is gonna be posting their gf's and you're gonna be sitting there in your room looking at everybody's stories crying.
calender: august 1st

everybody: posts their gf
you: cry because you're single
by funnyluv:-) August 1, 2022
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August 31

The best person alive was born this day they have a big butt and wonderful personality and the best person you’ll ever meet but don’t mess with them cause they don’t play.
Girl: when’s your birthday

Boy: august 31
Girl: *hugs him* I gotta cherish our relationship cause your the best person I’ll ever meet

Boy: thank you but don’t get on my bad side cause I’ll f**k you up.
by Ynb.lanah August 2, 2022
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August 4th

It’s August 4th so send me an ass pic
by Pissoff321789 August 3, 2022
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August 20

National Shoot Your shot day
August 20 is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.
Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”

John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”

Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways because its August 20”
by Overtake August 20, 2022
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