Ask

A tool typically used for chopping wood

Again she swung the ask, and this time it went half way through the log.

by Bettie Machete April 20, 2022

Did I ask?

A shitty comeback quote used by 8th graders

7th grader: hey how ya doin?
8th Grader: DID I ASK?

by LeEpikBot February 22, 2022

ask pregnant sans

For when questions need answering.

If you have a question, ask pregnant sans on Tumblr.

by I_love_feet March 1, 2022

Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.

I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

Ask, I didn't

Yoda when he is unamused with your irrelevant remarks.

hmmmmmm, ask, i didn't.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

Asked Alex

When you asked something and never got an answer, it's like googling into a void.

Dude 1: Hey did you find out what a tittynope is? I know you were perplexed.

Dude 2: Nah, I tried Asked Alex but you know how that goes.

by CatWoManDoo January 23, 2021

ask jen

When your wife tells you how to relate to women.

Prime Minister of Australia: dunno, I'll ask jen

by producersime February 17, 2021