Alabama Lapdance

The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!

bro i loved the alabama lapdance i got last night, cousin theresa knows how to get down

by thecroatiancrockpot February 1, 2023

Alabama Jumpstart

When you hook a battery to a cow heart with jumper cables and then have sex with it.

Scott said he tried an Alabama Jumpstart the other day after ole Bessie passed.

by Definitely Not Scott February 10, 2023

Alabama Snickers

Johnny Rebel's favorite candy bar

I don't drink, I don't cuss, I wanna refreshing Alabama Snickers bar

by stardatara February 10, 2023

Alabama Airdrop

Ejaculating while spinning your penis in a helicopter motion.

I gave your mom an Alabama Airdrop last night when I finished

by Señor Stalin February 22, 2023

Alabama slamajama

An orgy that involves two or more family members.

Our family reunion was good, but it got even better when a good 'ol Alabama slamajama broke out. I wish we had condoms though because now I have a nephew daughter.

by Fapulous platypus June 25, 2021

alabama bangs

A haircut worn among homosexual men most likely residing in the south. This was said to get its name from the high gay population in the state of alabama who most all wear this haircut. Many times when males perform anal sex they grab on to their partners alabama bangs and pull on them.

Man Randy sure has nice alabama bangs. I sure would like to have gay sex with him

by non-alabama straight male November 30, 2009

Alabama Backwash.

Noun). An Act of Incestual Oral sex. In which the female..(or male) partner gives oral suckage upon the penis of their male partner till the male hits coitous. Upon which the partner must swish it around inside of their mouth and dispense of it inside an empty plastic bottle, in which the partner must then take it and drink from it.

~Note: This act cannot be performed unless the partner is some how related genetically to you.

<i>"S'what? Yeah I gave my man a lil Alabama Backwash. It goes good with a little Coca - Cola."</i>

by Dr Grant Ross June 2, 2008