Greg

An unattractive man that should always wear his glasses who manages to get beautiful girls despite his looks. Usually short; always beady eyed.

Greg is someone who thinks wifi causes autism and who tells you the best time to nap.

Definitely into threesomes and converting people to his ways.

If you want unsolicited advice, talk to GREG.

by TheProblemSolver August 5, 2021

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Greg

The fastest growing army in the world. Please don't look that up.

Remember to subscribe and turn on post notifications to become truly Greg.

by hxpefultoast_ September 3, 2021

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Gregged Up

When you fucked up and your name is Greg.

Harry: Hey, so did your girlfriend take you back after you banged her twin sister?
Greg: Nah, man. I really Gregged Up that situation.

by saintcharlesmanson June 1, 2021

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Shit at every champ apart from fucking zed and yas

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EVERY CHAD: YOUR TOILET WATER

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greg.4life

An amazing editor and Danny Gonzalez’s #1 fan (REAL)

Person 1: “oh look it’s greg.4life”
Person 2: “did you know she’s Danny Gonzalez’s #1 fan?”

by Danny Gonzalez’s #2 fan August 28, 2022

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Greg

A 4"9 unironically racist marvel fan

Example 1
Greg: nigger
Jamal: what the fuck did you just say
Greg: ???????
Jamal: ...
Greg: anyway wanna watch iron man
Jamal: you are such a fucking greg

Example 2
Greg: i fucking hate black panther
Jamal: yeah i know the cgi is so ass
Greg: no not the cgi
Jamal: ...

by officedaddy September 11, 2022

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