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November 28

by Raider Justin November 27, 2024
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Blumpkinday (Dec. 28)

On December 28th as of 2024, dank memers, brainrot sigmas, and skibiditards will have to participate in Blumpkinday to stay sigma. This involves males receiving fellatio from a friend, girlfriend, or wife whilst defecating on a toilet, just to multiply and add uncountable amounts of aura.

(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)

Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.
Blumpkin: Getting your dick sucked while pooping on a toilet.

Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.
by ChicksW/dicks2006 December 28, 2024
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april 28

is my birthday so everyone has to be nice to me or they are getting their asses kicked by my best friend so yeah
random bitch: uhh why are you beating up that girl ??
my bestie: oh bcuz she called my friend a baked potato on april 28, aka their birthday and thats why im beating her up
random bitch: oh- umm ok, you do you ig
by theodore<33 July 21, 2025
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September 28

On this day you have to send nudes to everyone who has Birthday today.
"His birthday is september 28th"

*sends him nudes*
by ajshdkak September 16, 2025
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28 Years Later

A movie that just came out this year. It follows the other previous movies, which are “28 days later” and “28 weeks later”. In this movie, we are introduced to a boy named Spike, who lived his whole life in a quarantined camp in Scotland. He lives with his father and sick mother. One day, after Spike catches his dad doing something wrong, he decides to take his sick mother to see the mysterious Dr. Kelson. In the end, Kelson euthanizes Spike’s mom, they find a baby and bring it back to the camp, and Spike ventures off to find his own adventure.
I like 28 Years Later. I thought it would be more action packed than the other movies, but it’s still ok.
by Operation: Autism September 22, 2025
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28 cockroach emojis

A group of 28 emojis that look like cockroaches in a sentence. (🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳)
Ginna: hey mate how ya goin
Dylan: I'm doing 28 cockroach emojis (🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳) thanks.
by ridkaper28 September 24, 2025
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28 bones

When you have the sudden urge to break all of someone’s bones but then u don’t do it.
Mia: ”28 bones
Vivian: “Poofina theodore pibb heimlic”
by v1v1th December 22, 2025
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