Eating Grapes Off the Wallpaper

used to describe someone that is acting upon delusions or hallucinations

She ate so much acid, she was seeing purple elephants, hiding from lil' green men, and eating grapes off the wallpaper.

by KarenP September 30, 2005

wallpaper tattoo

A wallpaper tattoo is a tattoo of a pattern or print, like leopard print, fishnet, or paisely.

I'm scottish so I got a wallpaper tattoo of plaid around my thighs.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010

Eye Wallpaper

That weird shit you see when you shut your eyes for a long time or you press your hands against your eyes

John: "Oh Shit dude dont do acid"
Tom: "Why the fuck not this tab was expensive"
John: "Ill teach you how to get the "Eye Wallpapers"
Tom: "Fuck off" *swallows acid"

by gangrate August 13, 2015

Wallpaper

Where one's scrotum sticks to the inner thigh of the leg creating friction and in order to remove it, peeling it off like wallpaper.

Sorry, I wasn't playing with myself. I just had wallpaper.

by 0kylebarda0 December 8, 2016

absolutely wallpapered

Absolutely wallpapered is when you have drank so much alcohol and smoked so much weed that you are absolutely wallpapered and can’t even get up to go for a wee

“I need a piss mate but I’m absolutely wallpapered that I can’t be arsed going for a wee”

by Stayout February 27, 2019

Wallpaperitis

Wallpaperitis is a highly contagious disease that can affect up to 1 million tokus across North America. There is no cure, but thousands of scientists have found out the cause of this dangerous disease. They say it’s from this gay ass nigga named Vixx NyQuil or some shit, posting artwork. It doesn’t matter if the poster is mad garb or not, a toku would instantly tell everyone that they’ll make that their wallpaper.

Over 200 thousand vixx’s are being killed by this disease and are unable to post really nice artwork to their discord servers.

A little recap: Wallpaperitis is to want someone’s artwork to be your wallpaper. Even if the person who made it doesn’t want you to, you don’t give a shit and do it anyways.

Toku - IDC IF ITS JUST A REF IM STILL USING IT AS MY WALLPAPER
Toku - oh hell yess this is my new wallpaper
Toku - and you gave me new wallpaper
Toku - NEW WALLPAPER THANK YOUUU
Toku - THANKS FOR MY NEW WALLPAPER

A local vixx states “why the fuck does this bitch want my artwork for their wallpaper? This gay ass disease has to stop now!”

In conclusion, if u see a toku in your discord server, don’t show them your artwork. Unless you have no artistic talent like me, then you’re all good. Spread the word of you have the bisexual. This announcement was brought to you by flex tape.

by Yooplooooldjwhydsnrjjejejfjd December 23, 2018

Wallpaper

Usually the design on a wall, like flowers, or lines, even dots.

"Hey dude! Look at this new wallpaper I got!"

by Erple July 2, 2018