studying

a contraction for the words student dying

I just realized that never is a contraction of not ever

blushing is a contraction of blood rushing

and studying is a contraction of a student dying

by 24 karat savage May 9, 2019

Study

A ritual of talking to the creator of hell

Im going to go study.

by Tru5ty December 3, 2019

Studying

When teenagers tell parents they’re studying with someone who is a friend but really they’re having sex

Mum me and a friend are going to be studying in my room don’t disturb us.

by Don’t want to be identified April 19, 2020

Studying

A process of self-inflicted pain. Can be split into 3 main parts:
1. Worrying about when to start studying 2 weeks before the test
2. Flopping on the couch with your phone and a book 1 day before the test
3. Frantically flipping through the pages of the book half an hour before the test at school

Damn u studying? Why the fuck is your phone next to u?

by w killer 3312 October 4, 2020

Studying

Something you should be doing

i should be studying

by DistraughtComrade October 18, 2020

Study

Something that doesn't require more than one person.

I don't particularily like somebody doing everything I do the way I do it. Study with that motherfucker, I'll be studying alone. Perhaps the two of you can together come up with a self to be instead of trying to be somebody you're not all the time.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Studying

Sitting with friends smoking hookah

Matthew, I am studying

by HiMatthew June 12, 2018