squirter squad

Toby, Bean, maya, Nox, and sam. The coolest people you will ever meet.

Person 1: “have you heard of the squirter squad?”

Person 2: “no, who are they?”
Person 1: “the emo faggots you’ll ever meet but they’re cool ig lol.”

by Tb2bk3k November 19, 2021

Squirter

A squirter is a girl that is also a water type Pokémon that breaks beds with cowboys named dahni

Dam she is a squirter

by Darladadog69 August 20, 2021

Bradley squirter

When humpday hits, Michael would drive home fast for some humpday action

When humpday approaches Lauren would cover all her living room couches in plastic so when her man comes home for humpday action she would spray him down during sexual intercourse like a skunk being threatened. Aka Bradley squirter

by Spunky5 August 24, 2022

Cleveland Squirter

A Cleveland Squirter is similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except in the previous 24hrs prior the the act you consume only liquids.

The Squirtie lies on their back as the Squirter assumes the necessary squatting position and proceeds to expel their bowel, while simultaneously flicking their fingers back in forth in a furious motion. Thus creating the Cleveland Squirter effect and showering the Squrtie in a brown rain, similar to standard Squirt just with shit.

by Slug1 April 18, 2021

Intrusive Squirter

When you have a remote controlled bidet and your partner takes too long to go to the bathroom and you take control of the situation.

Sharon told Rickey that 1.5 hours was too long to be using the only toilet (and had a bidet feature) in the house. Sharon hooked up a remote control to the bidet, so she could control the time he sat and read on the toilet. She nicknamed her remote control, "The Intrusive Squirter!"

by Peter Rooter August 2, 2025

dirty squirter

where a person farts waiting for a partner to insert the penis in the ass. Penis is then rapidly withdrawn leading to flatulence, continuing until a flurry of Diarrhoea is emptied out of the hole and all over the person in question.

“no way becky had tom give her a dirty squirter - it took weeks to wash off!”

by goonmunt69 August 17, 2025

Rhode Island Squirters

A squeeze toy found at the Wilderness Resort for only $1.99. Not sexual in nature—how dare you!

Aw, shit! I was banging this chick and she totally got a load of Rhode Island Squirters (from the Wilderness Resort for $1.99 (this is not sexual in nature))!

by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025