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Pinky Squire

A proper yet elusive gentleman who suffers from excessive use of extended pinky finger hand expressions. In modern days, they are occasionally spotted alone usually roaming their land in the rural hills and fields of Pennsylvania. As in old England, the Pinky Squire is a refined special breed and very cool cat. Always properly schooled, yet a propensity to overemphasize extended pinky finger use limits ones social ability and is often easily confused as an effeminate gesture.

A rare breed of cat leftover from
What a cool hip old school gentleman, but he’s a serious Pinky Squire when he tells his stories. I’ve never seen such extreme pinky action before, have you? He must have been born with it.
by Chief Reefster November 14, 2020
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King’s Squire

When your partner is craving the baby gravy so you decide to do it in style. You get a slinky, lubricate it, and file your Punisher through it. You then stroke yourself for however long needed. You make sure that you drink 6oz of food coloring do that your dude milk comes out as different colors. Then, your partner proceeds to get on his/her knees and you bust all over there face. This process has been dubbed the name, “King’s Squire”
“Ayo, last night I gave my girl a King’s Squire”
Nice bro
by The_Chubby_One November 17, 2020
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purse squire

Title of a man holding a purse for his girlfriend or wife.
I had to be the purse squire for my wife for over an hour while she tried on clothes in the fitting room at the mall and she still didn't buy anything!
by FucilloHuge September 23, 2012
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Squire level

1. A low budget person who is basic.

2. A “Squire level” Fender guitar is a cheap Fender guitar that is made from cheaper wood, hardware, and pickups.
Jill: O MG! That guitar salesman told me Epiphone is just as good as a proper Les Paul!
Jared: WTF?? that dude is totally Squire level.
by 2littlebooboos January 20, 2024
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maddie squires

Maddie squires is a fun compassionate hot and funny person they like to hang with a group of close friend but aren't scared to make new ones
She's so hot she must be a maddie squires
by Jbms the best December 30, 2022
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maddie squires

Maddie squires is a beautiful person who is fun quite smart well liked hot funny has many friends and is compassionate and is adored by all
She so hot she must be a maddie squires
by Jbms the best December 30, 2022
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Squire

Aye shup squire
by Cockblockyarbar September 12, 2023
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