Squelched

Squelchy/squelched - when one gets so high his voice rises four octaves high, making him sound like a cracked out Mickey Mouse.

Did you hear Bryan's voice after he hit the bong?

Yeah he's totally squelched right now.

by shanagains9211 October 3, 2022

Squelch

To shit, queef and belch at the same time.

Réénéé squelched in her boyfriend’s bathroom

by CharlieRomeo November 16, 2021

Squelch

A spiritual procedure in which a fetus is transferred from one woman to another because of a predicament involving incestual relations.

The calico critters had no choice but to squelch because one of them wanted to have a baby but no cis men were around.

by anonymous December 22, 2024

Squelching

The act of going to your moms funeral and shitting on the casket then smearing the shit on her face.

“Bro someone went and Squelching all over my moms casket”
“Sorry dude I was drunk”

by The corn cum festival organize September 15, 2025

Squelch

An adjective describing an unpleasant person, place, or thing. Often associated with an undetermined precursor as to why this person place or thing is so unpleasant.

"By buddy Cam must be having a bad day, he's being such a squelch"

by Ch33bo December 5, 2025

Squelching

Squelching is the act of peeing and gooning (nutting) at the same time; applies to boys and girls

“I’m squelching so hard right now”

by Squelchmaxxing January 18, 2025

Squelching

The act of cutting your own penis off while ejaculating and then subsequently eating it as if it was a twinkie.

The elder sigma was reaching the end of his days, so he decided to give squelching a go.

by OogaBoogaMan99 June 5, 2024