Squeeb

SQUEEB - (SKWEEB)

Noun - A Squeeb is a nickname for a very fat cat

Verb - To squeeze a fat cat

Noun - I just called my cat a squeeb

Verb - I squeebered my squeeb

by D.W.Z.V July 16, 2025

Squeeb

A creature that is very silly and critter-esque. It may cause you to make audible sounds of excitement at it.

"That character is such a squeeb! It makes me so happy to look at."

by maniacalcarnee July 19, 2025

Squeeb

When an uncle and a child love each other very much, a squeeb is birthed.

Friend #1: Hey is that a Squeeb you got there?

Friend #2: Yeah my uncle was wild back in his day, now I’m stuck with this Squeeb.

Friend #1: Uh oh it looks like your Squeeb is squeebing all over the place. Get a paper towel!

by ImnotsqueebIjustknowone October 27, 2025

Squeeb

Verb
To squeeb, squeebing, squeebed

To be very very excited about something, geeked almost. But more.

or

To jerk off (joking context)

"OMG!!! I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! I'M LITERALLY SQUEEBING RN!!🤩"

"Omg 🤤I'm actually squeebed"

by Felloway March 7, 2025

Zonk Off, Squeeb!

It basically means “Fuck off you loser”

1: I kick puppies
2: “Zonk Off, Squeeb!”

by uproxide February 2, 2023

Squeeb

It means Loser. It’s From the Hit Game Bugsnax.

1: I get no bitches

2: ok Squeeb

by uproxide February 2, 2023

Squeeb

A person who is both utterly disgusting, (Literally or figuratively) and brain-rottingly stupid at the same time

"My landlord is such a squeeb."

by Jerry Jacobson March 28, 2024