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the saviors

this group of very attractive males is the greatest group of all time
the saviors are sexxxy
by negan green January 20, 2020
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Green Savior

A modified, upgraded version of a white savior - basically a Chomsky/Zinn reading America flagellant who props up indigenous cultures as unassailable paragons of humanity and believes the only way to solve environmental crises is to bring down the entirety of modern, industrial civilization and return all the land to the roughly 2% of the world's population that is indigenous, etc.
People who claim opposition to electric vehicles, solar/wind power are clearly nothing more than green saviors who won't be satisfied until the whole of industrial civilization collapses and the earth is rid of 98% of humanity.
by Quarrellousquaker September 5, 2023
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Savior

A savior is someone who tries their best to make anyone in their life feel better, the ray of sunshine every depressed person hopes for.
Usually cast aside or unwanted, saviors live a life of sadness knowing that no one will ever want to listen to them; even though all they want is to find someone who cares for them just as much as they will care in return.
EX:
Savior: hey man, are you okay?
Person: yeah, could be worse.
Savior: but I've noticed you've been feeling down lately...I want you to feel wanted.
Person: you always take things to seriously.
Savior: but-
Person: You can't and shouldn't try to be a savior, it never goes well.
Savior: ffs
by Melatonin Maestro April 6, 2021
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the REAL "savior"

the mute button on my tv remote control

better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!

when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")

i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!
that rabid dog minister was pushing the savior, i quickly employed the REAL "savior" !
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!
by michael foolsley August 24, 2022
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Savior kink

When a person gets into a relationship with someone unattractive so that the ugly one can feel loved and appreciated
Hong has savior kink, or else idk why she dated that dude and still end up getting cheated on
by fuckuandyourfavcolor November 22, 2022
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soul savior

soul savior likes to kiss baddies feet and sticking his pp in da shower drain
by Soul savior February 27, 2022
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Sofa Savior

People who say what should have been done before a natural disaster, but after the disaster has already occurred. People who criticize rescue and recovery efforts or say what should be done while sitting on their sofa or couch at home watching it on Tv. Inaction to help, but continue to critique and criticize.
After the floods in Texas, so many Sofa Saviors post about what “should” have been done different
by Captain LRC July 12, 2025
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