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Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore
Red Headed Whore:Mmm im going to give you a Rusty Venture.

Brock Samson:Don't believe the hype a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
by Quiz Boy November 26, 2010
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When you put up your entire fist in your male lover's ass to give him a prostate massage while putting his dick in your mouth at the same time
I gave Juan a rusty venture last night, his orgasm was out of this world as it exploded in my mouth
by Swedish Jesus November 28, 2010
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When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore
"I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture"

"Don't believe the hype, a Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore"

---Conversation between a hooker and Brock Samson in The Venture Bros season 4 episode 16, "Operation P.R.O.M."
by KBCandleSparker November 26, 2010
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It's not that good. It's when you jack off so much in one day that your dick gets red and raw.
I was so lonely and pathetic that I gave myself a Rusty Venture last night.
by kingofterror November 25, 2010
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When you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don’t let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she $#!*$ all over your @!*#. So right when you’re about to get off, you take it out and you blow @#$% $!@* on her back. You finish by eating all that junk off her back without using your hands.
Man, giving that girl a Rusty Venture after having chili dogs was a very bad idea.
by JonasVee November 26, 2010
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When you jack off so much that your dick turns red and is painful to touch.
I had some "me" time today. A nice hot shower, spinning at the gym, a warm-rock massage, and then I gave myself a Rusty Venture.
by Go team venture November 26, 2010
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We were on the bus to Oklahoma City when she asked if she could give me a Rusty Venture
by The Original ShagNasty November 26, 2010
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