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by RFT December 6, 2021

The Kentucky Resolution of 1798

Advanced the theory of nullification, which states that if the federal government passed an unconstitutional law, the states had the right to nullify the law, or declare it invalid.

“Hey did you hear about that new government bill? They’re going to take away freedom of speech.”

Yeah, it won’t go through The Kentucky Resolution of 1798 won’t allow it because it’s unconstitutional”

by Patriot100 January 11, 2021

Resolute

A stupid annoying dumbass who plays minecraft and asks for carries in a fucking server called ScepterRPG

Fuck off, Resolute, I'm not giving you a TOC or Abyss carry! Stupid mf!

by ResoluteTheMF February 7, 2022

pandemic resolution

something that are going to accomplish during the next pandemic shutdown

My desktop is just loaded with files. That will be a good pandemic resolution, I will be sure to clean them up during when I'm trapped at home for 3 months again.

by Sister Wives July 22, 2021

Moist Resolution

When a female becomes wet whilst watching the "Watermelon Sugar" music video by Harry Styles.

Background: I was watching the watermelon sugar video when I realized that it was all about eating pussy and not just about eating watermelon super aggressively. And the kicker is, I don't even like watermelon.

"Hey, bro my bitch came to a moist resolution whilst listening to Watermelon Sugar"

by AmySueDew July 24, 2021

screen time resolution effect

The phenomenon where children are more accepting of new screen time limits imposed by parents during significant periods such as New Year, birthdays, the start of the school year, or Ramadan, compared to normal days like a busy Wednesday.

It's like the screen time resolution effect kicks in every January; the kids are totally on board with the new limits, but try it during a hectic Wednesday, and it’s a whole different story!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

resolution delay

Only being able to fulfill a New Year's resolution 4~8 months into the year

I set a goal to get fit in January, but it turned into a resolution delay when I didn't stop cursing until August.

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025