Aggresesive Researcher

An Aggresesive Researcher is someone who researches for a television comedy panel in an assertive way, but has the inability to spell.

The first aggresesive researcher was Rob Brown of Mediaworks, New Zealand, whilst working on 7 Days. He was accused, by Dai Henwood of being an aggressive lover as he worked really fast and had little outbursts of excitement. His title was changed on the show to Aggressive Researcher, but failed in the spelling arena.

Someone who follows the researching line, in an assertive way, but cannot spell, is an aggresesive researcher

by FamilyGuy1976 October 21, 2010

O'riely researchers

A crack team of interns hired by Bill O'Riely to pull facts out of his ass

"Bill O'riely found out that evelotion was a lie based on his O'riely researchers."

by cole clippard January 8, 2007

Independent Research

Fucking bullshit that people try to pass off as genuine scientific research

Look, Bill Gates, the Earth is proven to be flat! All with the power of Independent Research!

by GetOverHere007 March 22, 2021

research paper

Any tissue/paper used to clean up after a session of heavy research

Andy's room was covered in research papers - he had been storing them for weeks.

by si29uk August 15, 2007

Phantom Research

Creating facts to support your argument. Often alluding to "research" that can't be verified.

Weston is amazing at doing phantom research to support his arrogance.

by Publius Valerius Publicola December 9, 2008

research gradient

The signal received after an experiment is performed telling to what to do next and how to improve an algorithm. Similar to stochastic gradient decent but for people.

Joseph acted using research gradient based on the results of that experiment

by gradientmaster June 29, 2018

rubber research

Research done, usually on the fly, that is moldable and/or used to fit a narrative.

Hey Jerry, do a bit of rubber research on gun-related homicides in US metro areas.

by Squintdrummer June 3, 2018