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Dog whisperer-Did you register your dog?
Dog owner- Register my dog for what?
Dog whisperer- We're gonna teach your dog 6 languages, math, science, and history at our school.
Dog owner- I dont know why any dog would need to learn any of that shit. He's a dog.
Dog whisperer- We will train him to speak our language.
by Solid Mantis June 30, 2020
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taylor register

The weirdest person I have ever met. But pretty cool. Soccer player. But totally not a PLAYER.
Woah, who is that the soccer player, um.... what’s her name again?
It’s Taylor Register.
But its fine, she’s not a player.
by TTHE COOL GUY September 21, 2017
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Turkish Cash Register

When someone inserts the chip side of a credit/debit card into your rectum.
My girl gave me the Turkish Cash Register last night, then made me pay for child support.
by TheAllKnowingMrD May 10, 2018
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pen register

AKA A dialed number recorder (DNR). This device records all numbers dialed from a particular telephone line. For law enforcement agencies to get a pen register approved for surveillance, they must get a court order from a judge. You might have heard this term used on television once or twice.
We need to get a pen register on all the payphones from the low rises, so we can find out who these drug dealers are calling.
by WhatTheKweh March 19, 2018
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RR (REGISTERED RETARD)

A person who has been diagnosed with a retardation.
I went to the doctor and they told me I was somewhat autistic, now I'm a RR (registered retard).
by Mads Echo July 8, 2021
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register hands

Legal term for a person that has mastered a level of Ata ita martial arts fighting that has hands considered to be a lethal weapon
One 3rd degree black belt fighter must register hands legally in certain states
by anonymous June 26, 2023
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Registered IQ Offender

An extremely stupid person. Someone who makes everyone else stupider for having listened to them.
"I can't stand listening to Colin. He is frustratingly stupid. I shouldn't have to listen to him speak since he's a Registered IQ Offender."
by Cotoia August 24, 2017
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