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Procrasturbating

It's when you're sitting down trying to write an essay, and while you're thinking of something to write you start masturbating.
I had a 1000-word essay due tomorrow so I started procrasturbating.
by Basscrack November 13, 2019
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Masturbating in the attempt to stave off any thought of working productively.
So I had 3 essays due yesterday but instead of working on them, I just spend the entire night procrasturbating.
by ProcrasturbationNation August 8, 2016
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Procrasturbation

When one has a project to work on, but chooses to pleasure themselves instead, thus having less time to work on said project.
The student was unable to make the deadline, as he was preoccupied with procrasturbation.
by lindenboy95 October 14, 2012
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procrasturbate

verb (-ator {n}, -ation {n}, -ating {v}, -ated {v})
To defer an action to a later time by masturbating in place of taking said action. Can apply to most situations, although commonly used in reference to the typical habits of students during revison weeks or swot-vac, as it nurtures the natural tendancy to procrastinate and releaves stress.

procrasturbatable, adj, in reference to a situation which enables a person to procrasturbate.
Student 1: "So what were your plans for tonight?"
Student 2: "I thought about studying, but SBS is having a movie night, so I'll probably just procrasturbate instead."
Student 1: "Yeah, same."
by omgexamsintwoweeksholycrap October 27, 2012
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procrasturbate

I don't know what you did, or didn't do.... but if you did both....
Dude #1--- What did you do today?

Dude #2--- I was gonna do laundry but I did nothing but procrasturbate all day long
by saygen June 27, 2008
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Procrasturbating

I forgot to do my book report because I was procrasturbating
by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013
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Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating/avoiding work by masturbating.
Erin: Where's mike?
Slizz:Oh ya know..
Phinney: He told me he was doing math homework, but hes probably still procrasturbating.
by double aaa April 23, 2011
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