Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
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Ty: Yo Bro you finna finish your story bout the splosion you caused?
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
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Everything was still peaceful, sort of. Until Utmv's fate was traced. Wolf was not the owner anymore, and JerryCookies, had replaced him, until wolf posted a file, containing the game's source code, which supposedly had a trojan + a keylogger in it, but there are rumors saying that it never had any of those, and it was only a fact spread to manipulate the community users. Wolf could no more be trusted, but within two weeks, the staff created a brand new page for the project, since it's original creator wasn't trustworthy, and people wouldn't like the game to be cancelled only because of one person, they decided to dive even further into developing that project. The new version was called, "UTMV Legacy Version.", as the name suggests, a legacy version of the old game that was first developed by Wolf', but until further notice, the staff required even more members to it's team, since the project was starting to become bigger. And we **finally** had an update containing new skins, new aus, some new implemented features, and some other stuff which made the game more active.
Everything was still peaceful, sort of. Until Utmv's fate was traced. Wolf was not the owner anymore, and JerryCookies, had replaced him, until wolf posted a file, containing the game's source code, which supposedly had a trojan + a keylogger in it, but there are rumors saying that it never had any of those, and it was only a fact spread to manipulate the community users. Wolf could no more be trusted, but within two weeks, the staff created a brand new page for the project, since it's original creator wasn't trustworthy, and people wouldn't like the game to be cancelled only because of one person, they decided to dive even further into developing that project. The new version was called, "UTMV Legacy Version.", as the name suggests, a legacy version of the old game that was first developed by Wolf', but until further notice, the staff required even more members to it's team, since the project was starting to become bigger. And we **finally** had an update containing new skins, new aus, some new implemented features, and some other stuff which made the game more active.
Person 1: Hey Person 2, UTMV is getting remastered! Do you wanna play when it's released in Gamejolt?
Person 2: Yeah, I wouldn't mind had a lot of fun playing it for the first time.
UTMV (Generation 2) Part 1
Person 2: Yeah, I wouldn't mind had a lot of fun playing it for the first time.
UTMV (Generation 2) Part 1
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