Noah

short ass mf

guy 1: damn that kid noah short as hell
guy 2: fr bro jacob is way taller

by frankenen August 6, 2023

Noah

Big shlonger, he got that 69 inch dick that will slap the shit out of your dead mother, becareful because he might whip up a dick storm and skull fuck you.

oh Noah used his dick storm on me, i love him

by Nigatoe February 1, 2021

Noah

Somebody cooler than ur mom. A person who is a comedic genius and that oozes sexuality. He has an enormous penis. He may be the most handsome person youll ever meet. He also likes oreos

Noah

by Noiss96 August 21, 2009

Noah

Noah is the definition of perfection! Hes lovable, cute, amazing and funny. You want to be his friend! When you become friends with him you'll never want to let him go.

"Is that Noah"
"Yeah"
"I can tell hes perfect"

by G4MEZOVER November 13, 2014

Noah

A very cute lil boy who will grow up to be a womanizer and pull chicks left and right.

he,s gonna be a Noah mark my words.

by uwishuhadaldis February 6, 2010

Noah

Noah is the best thing that will ever happen to you! He will always be there when you need him even through the really hard times. He is understanding, compassionate, adorable and incredibly loving. He's a little bit of a dork when it comes to movies but if you listen to him rant about Quentin Terrintino for a while, he'll really listen to whatever you have to say! He will be the most loveable little goofball you will ever meet (not to mention he is super hot ;) <3

Alison: Wow Noah is seriously the sexiest beast on the planet! Plus he's smart and funny and sweet! How did you snag him?

Anastasia: I wonder that every day! There is no way any girl on the planet could ever deserve someone as perfect as him and i still don't know why he picked me!!

Alison: I'm toads jellin

by Anastasia Dimitrie August 5, 2012

Noah

A guy who loves to laugh and have fun. Most people are assholes to him though and like to blame shit on Noah just to see him get in trouble. Noah is sometimes immature and loud but he never means harm. His hair is always nice and thick.

Noah, can you be serious for once?

by Histalkers October 20, 2017