Vertical Newton

Vertical Newton is an interesting sort of sex position in which both members are upside down, while the penis is inside the other partner's ear. Sounds surprising, but in the heat of the moment, many women find it very sensual.

"I just got my vertical newton on last night!"

by Chacha311 January 13, 2009

Newton, IA

Town off interstate 80, 30 minutes east of Des Moines. One of the largest manufacturers of methamphetamine in the entire country in the 90's and early 2000's, now full of opioid pill addicts. Home of the original Maytag washer and dryer company until they sold to Whirlpool around 2008 and ruined everyone's lives. Tried to make it up by building the Iowa Speedway Nascar track that brought zero jobs. Uses old Maytag buildings for a wind turbine company that brought many Mexican's from (see definition of) Marshalltown, IA, and a box plant and bullshit entry level crap work. Also, Chicago started sending their section 8 black gangbangers to town, so now there is not just the white trash, but plenty of Mexican's and blacks. Still only one Asian.

" I live in Newton, IA, because I do drugs or was screwed over by Maytag, or both."
methheads crankstagangsta pill heads junkies Dilaudid

by mccahill June 29, 2017

Cam Newton

A NFL QB that has to sneeze every time he scores

cam newton must have some alergies when he scores

by Maxanator August 30, 2016

Newton Abbott

A small town in Southwest England, between Plymouth and Exeter. It is known locally as 'the most usual and uninteresting town in the known universe' for a very good reason. The mayor of Newton Abbott is a well-known pillock. So much so, that he actually halted all traffic to the town centre and closed at least 3 major roads purely in order to build an ASDA supermarket, on a site that was once a major byway.

Dude, you wanna go to Newton Abbott today?

-No thanks, I'm all out of antidepressants.

by AVANA March 20, 2011

Fig Newton

The most godly food in the universe. The greatest cookie thinger ever. It contains the jam of figs and is covered by a chewy cake bread.

Kevin, eat this fig newton because you are stupid.

by BDALE4LIFE September 26, 2005

Kathryn newton

A amazing sweet kind beautiful poodle loving actress. Also known as the softest person you’ll ever see and one of the most prettiest people to breathe.

Dude did you see Kathryn Newton’s Instagram story totally hot bro

by Ghouljes October 26, 2019

Nathan Newton

1.Nathaniel Newton (born December 20, 1961 in Orlando, Florida) is a former American football offensive lineman in the NFL who played for the Dallas Cowboys (1986–1998) and the Carolina Panthers (1999).
On November 4, 2001 police in St. Martin Parish, Louisiana, found 213 lb of marijuana in his white van. Five weeks later, he was caught with 175 lb of marijuana on Interstate 45. He was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison

2.Can also mean to get busted with 100lb+ amount of weed

Which weighs more Nathan Newton or the weed he got busted with?
Answer: The weed by 20 lbs (Nate Weighs 368lbs)

by Bud Reefer July 2, 2008