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Walter Mitty

Wannabe Special Forces Soldier who can usually be recognised by 5 Signs
1) Looks like they’ve never seen a gym in there life

2) Watches Yellowstone relentlessly

3) Whole Section was KIA or “Lives out in the sticks
4) Mentions Black Ops Missions that are “classified”
5) Runs a “Veteran Owned Business selling cheap chinese knock off knifes and gear endangering the lads/ladettes who use it”
Stuey “Whole Section was KIA told my Dad about it and he said that’s what happens bud”
Bob “Interesting where did your dad serve”
Stuey “Rhodesia Black Ops
Bob “Bullshit Stuey you are a Walter Mitty and a fraud your business is fuarked and we chucked your missus on the spit
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Mitty

Man titty, the other word for moobs.
“Dude, your mitty is hanging out! Put that shit away!”
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Mitty, (mitties, plural) is the word for really nice, toned pecs.
He must work out a lot, he has nice mitties.

I like mitty
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