misery tits

Description of a woman whose breasts, as opposed to bringing joy to men, bring sheer misery, distress and suicidal tendencies

Alison, you swamp donkey, you have some fucking bad misery tits

by Yak October 12, 2003

Scissory misery

The female version of cock blocker

She’s such a scissory misery
She’s not a cock blocker, she’s a scissory misery

by Snottydottylotty August 4, 2019

sac of misery

A newborn baby

Congratulations on your brand new sac of misery!(S)He's beautiful.

by xarathustra December 1, 2017

sweet misery

A person who got rejected by someone he/she loves, but then the male/female still loves him/her.

I had sweet misery when _______________ said no to me.

by eurekaseven July 12, 2006

Missouri Misery

When its only fire hot or ice cold all year and no in between

Person 1: Its SOO hot, too bad when the cold comes it will be too cold .

person 2: Thats Missouri Misery for ya!

by jclkdjdslkjdlsfkj July 10, 2019

Misery Hedge

Hedging your emotions by putting a bet on something you really don't want to happen, so at least you get paid if it does.

Dan: "I hope Man-U wins the cup, but I put a misery hedge on Arsenal just in case."
Matt: "How much did you put on Arsenal to win then"
Dan: "only £10. The winnings will be enough to wash away my tears if we lose".

Or

"I really hope Trump doesn't win the next election. As the odds are good, I guess I'll put $20 on him to win as a misery hedge so if he does, at least I get paid"

by S@lty Boi June 12, 2019

food misery

When people do stupid Whole30 diets during holidays and expect everyone else to accommodate their cooking around it or get stressed or let down, they put themselves into food misery.

She could have fun at the party but instead she will wallow in her food misery and try to inflict it upon others.

by schmole30 December 19, 2017