Matias

An absolute chad

An absolute chad, that's a matias

by Random perdón 19273 November 23, 2021

MATIAS

A massive grungehead who loves to down gallons of coffee and truckloads of cigarettes in a matter of seconds. He constantly praises John Sunday Perone and has a ding-dong the size of a skyscraper. If you snap the spaghetti while cooking, assume he'll teleport behind you, you're good as dead and he'll do unspeakable things with your remains. He's also a cool fella: if you're nice, he's nice, and he'll maybe even coach you through tough times.

Random person: ugh, this cooking pot is too little *proceeds to snap noodles*

Matias: *comes running through the wall in slow motion* prepare for your doom, you sad mortal.

by Fine Editor November 23, 2021

Matias

Very sexy guy that will end up with a handsome guy named christian lee bryant.
trust.

Matias: hey christian
Christian: I love you
Matias: I love you too!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

The Matias Rule

This rule states that every time you go for an ass grab, you have to first ask "is this okay?", and then proceed to feel whether or not she has individual cheek seperation, because if she doesnt, shes fat.

"how was it with that girl last night, did you use the matias rule?"
"you know i did."

by Saviiiiiaaaan May 10, 2023

Matias

Simply the goat

"Hey you know Matias"

"Yeah, he dates my dad"

by Spectrumify November 20, 2023

kassandra matias

A bad ass bitch who don't take shit from no one also one of my bestfriends. She will fuck you up so take a step back before you throw hand's with her !

Kassandra Matias is a savage

by Hey thete September 2, 2017

matias

an annoying asshole who wants to embarass all of his ”friends”

oh god there comes that asshole Matias

by look up my name (oskar) May 4, 2022