Kernel-pult

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls corn kernels and butter at zombies, but has a chance to throw butters at the Zombies.

"Kernel-pult is a pretty good plant for me in conjunction with Snow Peashooter, it can be mind-blowing which this one small combination of plants."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

kernel modeset

thing that sets display resolution on your PC, a nerdy way of saying kms

"my crush got turned off by my linux rambling I'm going to commit kernel modeset" - OP

by iskam October 13, 2023

Kernel Corn

Is an annoying piece of shit character in Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2 in which people immediately husk hop when they see a zombie on there screen

They also like to finish you off with a shuck shot or stupid case scenario shuck shot right after husk hopping

This fucking Kernel Corn

by ToiletDuck21 January 6, 2024

Kernel

Kernel is a crappy software that tracks your internet cookies and infects your computer with malware. Just buy synapse, its not that expensive. I don't care if you're broke, go do some chores retard.

Person 1: Hey, I downloaded Kernel!
Person 2: That software is a piece of shit, download synapse.
Person 1: I'm broke.
Person 2: You're fatherless too.

by yasinandmohamed December 4, 2022

popping my kernels

Grinding my gears. Getting annoyed by someone or something and losing patience over it.

“The Huskers went to Ireland just to lose the opening game.”
“You’re really popping my kernels.”

by CyberHusker August 29, 2022

Juicy Kernels

When someone has luxurious feet and toes. Delectable even.

Person 1: "Yo bro look at those juicy kernels"

Person 2 "Shut the f*** up freak boy."

by H30del December 30, 2024

Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter

When you overindulge on popcorn either at home or at the movies. Then have to drop a duce and the terd is full of popcorn kernel shells that tear up your sink wrinkle.

Korben’s asshole was on fire after releasing a Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter.

by Phat Paulie August 6, 2025