Its probably the only magical place in the world
You can go all the way here to plan your wedding day
I remember when I use to run around the race track for a spectacular body
You can go all the way here to plan your wedding day
I remember when I use to run around the race track for a spectacular body
by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
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letting you know that instagram is a fake
and pressure to live a certain lifestyle
letting you know that instagram is a fake
and pressure to live a certain lifestyle
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
Get the Jerusalem mug.A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other person's penis
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Where’s Jessica?
Oh I gave her the old Jerusalem Artichoke last night, so she’s pretty much out for the count today.
Oh I gave her the old Jerusalem Artichoke last night, so she’s pretty much out for the count today.
by Powderpuffsquirrel4848 November 26, 2024
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Get the Jerusalem artichoke sunflower mug.A nickname for people who have dirty soles and heels, resembling those of people who lived in biblical times. Typically the result of walking in sandals all day and not washing off the excess filth afterwards.
Guy: Goddamn, my wife climbed into bed last night with dirt ass heels and toes looking like she had Jerusalem Feet.
Friend: Jerusalem Feet?
Guy: YEAH!, bitch looked like she'd been walking with Jesus and the apostles all day.
Friend: Jerusalem Feet?
Guy: YEAH!, bitch looked like she'd been walking with Jesus and the apostles all day.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 11, 2025
Get the Jerusalem Feet mug.Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö
Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.
Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.
Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs
by Stefantastic November 23, 2021
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