jake

A really well put together person. Can always rely on Jake being fly. But being fly, doesn't mean being fun. Buzzkill you may call him. Predominately staying on his phone and snaking his friends on nights out. Typical case of don't judge a book by its cover. Am I right? Where you think he is just "dropping his jacket off " he has actually gone back to bang the girl next door. Or at least try. Overall though he is a nice guy, but most nights out will end up with you realising he hasn't been there for two hours because he is tired.

Guy 1: Oh you hear Dan isn't coming out tonight?
Guy 2: OMG he is being such a Jake.

by __I$lingw&rd__Kr3w_360N0$C0P3 May 24, 2016

jake

massive cock dude

that guy is definitely a jake.

by FatherShmeed December 26, 2020

jake

one of the lamest names ever, if your name is jake you will not go anywhere in life... and inface you are proberly fat and gay. give up now as it will just be a waste of time if you don't

"hay, nice to meet you. whats your name?"

"jake"

"fuck off"

by buki is gay April 4, 2010

jake

A fucking dick~grabbig replica of michael jakcson.

Jake molested me, he sick and perverted.

by Blake Sutton July 15, 2008

jake

A Jake is a very physically attractive guy, with gorgeous eyes and a charming smile that would make any girl purr. Unfortunately, he's a huge asshole

Omg that guy is so hot, but stay away from him he's a Jake!

by jakethejackass January 9, 2013

jake

a boy who is way too innocent for any girls to get with.
or a boy girls feel bad getting with because of how innocent he is or acts.

I wanted to sleep with him but he is too much of a jake.
or
I wanted to french kiss him but he was acting like a jake.

by CINCINNATICRUNK June 25, 2007

jake

to put something together haphazardly or inefficiently.

My TV antenna broke so I took some duct take and jaked it together.

by Jake McClenahan July 16, 2008