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Jackoff

When you tell some one to piss off
Jackoff you bitch
by EDP445forprez July 1, 2020
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Jackoff

Jackoff .. Is a person who thinks they are something and knows they’re not . Someone who chimes in on conversation with information About the subject that Is completely wrong and has zero clue as to what they are talking about . Someone who is Always wrong with the information they give you and is also the most Annoying person you know . Someone who talks a big game but never delivers along with constant empty promises . People that make plans and don’t show up . Someone that tells you they are calling you right back but they don’t . A Person who tells you That they are going to help you with a favor on a specific date but never do . Some one who is completely unreliable..
What happened with Fred on sat didn’t he say he was going to help you move ? I called him 5 times and sent him texts he never answered .. wow .. what a jackoff !!
by Steele February 6, 2019
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Jackoff Method

What a person does to make someone else unable to use hunting equipment
I used the Jackoff method on my hunting equipment so he is unable to use it
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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Jackoff idiot

The pinnacle of idiocy. A point at which a person becomes of no use to themselves or the world around them. Arguably a point of no return.
That Donald Trump sure is a jackoff idiot.
by Gepeti da God January 31, 2021
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Jackoff Dorcey

Look at this shit guys! Jack Dorcey just 'vibe-coded' a messaging app. SOMEHOW... NOT EXACTLY THE SAME THING I DID WITH AI. How is that not the same fucking thing to you?
Hym "Jackoff Dorcey did a vibe code and made an app. I did the same exact with AI except I basically used humanity like a quantum computer and made AI. Additionally, writing about what I thinking about likely tilts the algorithm toward data that would be relevant. Seeing a lot of AI news now. But there is a virus of the Bible about this too! 'Leaving those who don't follow God in the darkness' It's their fucking Jew Strategum! They just don't want to have to admit that I'm a better warlord than God! That's what this really is!"
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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jackoff sauce

Anything used as a lubricant that NORMALLY ISN'T nor SHOULD BE used as one such as but isn't limited to vehicle fluids, paints, thinners tea tree oil, shaving cream, and or condiments from the kitchen and or restaurant for that matter such as ketchup and or mayonnaise
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by Diggems Nahalfshell April 19, 2024
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undisgraceful jackoff

Someone who is very annoying,stupid,and a bitch
Avery- hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Adrian- what you undisgraceful jackoff
by Big lil red July 23, 2022
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