Colloquialism derrived from "Ab Initio" meaning from the beginning.
Ab ignition is used as a modifier before a verb, and means to light a fire under something from the beginning to make sure it moves as fast as humanly possible.
Ab ignition is used as a modifier before a verb, and means to light a fire under something from the beginning to make sure it moves as fast as humanly possible.
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Ab ignition that shit, I need it operating fast as fuck
We need an ab ignition solution to that clusterfuck
Ab ignition that shit, I need it operating fast as fuck
We need an ab ignition solution to that clusterfuck
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Get the Ab Ignition mug.another level of stupidity… if someone calls you ignit, as in another form of ignorant, just log off for the night.
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Get the Ignit mug.A conceptual tool that uses a tightly focused, low-power laser beam to remotely initiate combustion in a flammable material. Unlike a cutting laser, its purpose isn't to destroy, but to precisely start a fire from a distance. It's the sci-fi alternative to a match or spark plug, useful in hazardous environments, for pyrotechnics, or as the futuristic "lighter" for plasma torches and exotic engines where a traditional spark is impossible.
*Example: "The salvage crew used a laser igniter to cut through the wreck. They didn't burn the metal; they just tapped the beam on a pocket of leaking chemical fuel, igniting a controlled flame that did the work. It was like using a 21st-century Bic lighter to start a bonfire on the hull of a 26th-century starship."*
by Abzunammu February 2, 2026
Get the Laser Igniter mug.A sidearm-sized device that projects a low-to-medium power laser pulse designed to ignite the target's clothing, atmosphere, or fuel reserves rather than penetrate. It's a less-lethal (but still horrifying) weapon of intimidation and area denial. On a dry, oxygen-rich world, it's a flamethrower in a handgun package. In daily use, it's a dangerously over-engineered cigar lighter for mob bosses who want to make a point.
Example: "The smuggler didn't draw a blaster; he pulled a laser igniter pistol. One snap shot at the fuel line of my speeder, and I was suddenly deciding between surrendering his package or becoming the centerpiece of a very sudden, very personal barbecue. It wasn't about killing me; it was about making my immediate environment lethally committed to his negotiation strategy."
by Abzunammu February 2, 2026
Get the Laser Igniter Pistol mug.A larger, rifle-sized variant of the laser igniter, capable of sustained beams or rapid pulses to set multiple targets ablaze or ignite larger fuel sources (ammo dumps, vehicle engines, gas-filled trenches). It's a support weapon for creating walls of fire, destroying enemy logistics, or performing battlefield demolition with pinpoint, remote accuracy. Think of a welder's torch crossed with a sniper rifle, where the bullet is a speck of focused sunlight.
Example: "The siege was broken by a single shot from a laser igniter gun. The marksman didn't target soldiers; he lased the ancient, dry timbers of the fortress gate for a full three seconds. The wood didn't explode; it simply burst into an instant, intense conflagration, turning the primary defense into an impassable curtain of fire in moments."
by Abzunammu February 2, 2026
Get the Laser Igniter Gun mug.The broad category encompassing any armament whose primary mechanism is to cause destruction via laser-induced ignition. This includes pistols, rifles, cannons, and even orbital systems designed to start forest fires, trigger volcanic vents, or ignite a planet's atmosphere in the most extreme theoretical warfare. It's a class of weapon that treats the enemy's world itself as the ammunition.
Example: "The orbital defense grid wasn't loaded with kinetics; it was armed with laser igniter weapons. An invading fleet wouldn't be pierced; it would be set on fire. The strategy was to turn the local space around the planet into a kiln, using the enemy's own fuel, oxygen scrubbers, and hull paints as the kindling."
by Abzunammu February 2, 2026
Get the Laser Igniter Weapon mug.A device that creates and projects a small, contained bolt of superheated plasma (ionized gas) to transfer immense thermal energy on contact, instantly vaporizing surface material and triggering secondary combustion in anything flammable nearby. It's more violent than a laser igniter—instead of starting a fire with a spark, it delivers a miniature piece of a star. Commonly the core mechanism of a plasma cutter or torch, scaled for weaponry.
Example: "The engineer used a handheld plasma igniter to start the fusion reactor's secondary burn. It wasn't a spark; it was a tiny, brilliant star of magnetically contained hydrogen, shot into the chamber. The tech looked like he was holding a piece of the sun in a glowing Tic Tac container."
by Abzunammu February 2, 2026
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