jesus hernandez

a bitch

that jesus hernandez is a total bitch.

by glenb831 December 16, 2008

Unexpected Hernandez

An overwhelming and unexpected urge to poop.

I was in church when suddenly I had to take an unexpected hernandez.

by Marmalade Humphries March 10, 2020

Jacob Hernandez

Jacob Moises Hernandez is name for those of very high intellect. While he may seem shy at first he really and I mean really shows his weird side. Some say he’s the funniest, smartest and most Mexican guy ever. While those statements may be true he can also come off as a dickhead. He’s can turn most shitty situations into a happy one but at the same time he can also ruin friendships in an instant because of the simple fact that he really don’t give a shit sometimes.

Guy 1: Wow! Did you hear what Jacob Hernandez did!?
Guy 2: Are you talking about how he got a 1600 on the SAT or how he told Brad to fuck off in front of everyone yesterday?

by yacob_mh May 21, 2020

Theo Hernandez

Better then gosens

Who is the best Left back in the serie a?
Definitely not spinazzola or gosens it has to be Theo Hernandez

by Moggi December 22, 2020

The Feliciano Hernandez

verb. after pleasuring a girl oraly, have sex with her hard enough for her to cum twice in one minute, then he finishes in her rear. all while being a tease.

Vinny: bro, I was doing the feliciano hernandez last night with that grenade I brought home.

Ronnie: oh, Sammie LOVES the feliciano hernandez.

by SbIGs March 26, 2011

Kimberly Hernandez

A gorgeous female with an outgoing personality. She's a natural light that people are attracted to, almost like months to a flame. Kimmy H is one of the coolest people you'll ever meet.

Person 1: "Kimberly Hernandez is so hot."
Person 2: "She's Mid."

by Kimberlyfanboy01 February 14, 2023

Sarai Hernandez

A name if a person that is usually lazy as fuck, eats hella food and will fall asleep when you watch movies with her, honestly this person also will generally be hated for no reason at all. Overall this person usually will keep you companied and is very energetic af

Sarai Hernandez why are you eating again after eating 5 minutes ago?

Coworker 1: bro Sarai Hernandez is such a bitch
Coworker 2: wtf did she do?
Coworker 1: I don’t know she just is

10 mins into a movie…
Me: tf This girl is asleep already?!

by Brotherhoodlins October 13, 2023