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you are such a glazer he's not that good
by theoneandonlymay January 17, 2025
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Glazered

To have a reversal of fortune that is well deserved. Similar to being Munsoned.
He decided to stop paying taxes and was eventually Glazered by the IRS.
by Chinyano March 11, 2025
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glazer

when a bitch can't stop yapping about a celebrity and praising them even tho the said celebrity doesn't know the bitch exists aka dickriding
me: OMG I love Carlos sainz I want to take off his Calvin Kleins

my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
by trentybentymar June 9, 2024
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glazer

when a bitch can't stop yapping about a celebrity and praising them even tho the said celebrity doesn't know the bitch exists aka dickriding
me: OMG I love Carlos sainz I want to take off his Calvin Kleins

my brother: ur such a glazer, stop meat riding him
by trentybentymar June 9, 2024
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Professional Glazer

A person who (figuratively) cannot get someone's dick out their mouth. Example ESSAY from a professional glazer:

Faith is a very likeable, but shy girl. She can seem distant at times, but that's just her being shy. She's absolutely gorgeous although she is very self conscious. She never really puts herself out there. She always dresses cute, and will constantly smell like a yummy perfume. She's the girl that everyone has a crush on at least once because she has that classic charm that can attract anyone. When she opens up she is very witty, funny, and fun. She will always be there when you are down, and almost always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. She's really great at flirting in a kind of funny and adorkable way that can attract anyone. She has that home kinda feel to her. Like the girl next door. Also is very smart and laid back. She always gets her homework done and will be open to letting anyone copy off her just because that's the kinda person she is.

by Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2017
Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuuu, you fucking professional glazer, shame on you. Glazing = no pussy, none, zero, nada. Be better teacher's pet looking ass
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
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gojo glazer

One of THE WORST kinds of people in anime
Basically a gojo dick rider
by Fuga<—(— August 12, 2024
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Nostalgia Glazer

when someone is so nostalgic and focused on the past that they glaze everything from the past because they are blinded like nostalgia and cant get its dick out of there mouth
dan:dude did you hear about the new minecraft update?

some dipshit:yeah..but personally i think that beta was better-

dan: shut the fuck up Nostalgia Glazer
by Turles811 April 9, 2025
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