A NED FLANDERS

The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF

Every time time I go to ELA MY teacher gives a me a Ned Flanders I and say NOT A NED FLANDERS Agian

by HOMERDICKSOAP September 29, 2020

Flanderous

The disease in which a lesbian cannot go a day without wearing her flannel.

Dude, I think I have flanderous. I haven't taken this flannel in 2 years.

by Kawalshicky October 9, 2017

getting flandered

When you receive a non-reciprocating hand job from a Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter. Typically done by the rotary wings.

Robbie: I'm so getting flandered later.
Nick: Damn.

by Flobbie Randers May 5, 2017

Flander Whore

a Man who wishes they were promiscuous, but his penis is too shriveled up to be.

He bragged about having sex with the whole block but he was such a flander whore!

by Literature Sage October 17, 2021

Flanderism

Religion that prohibits shaving of facial hair that pays respects to the Flander god accepting of all sexuality's and genders.

Rules
1. Don't kill
2. Don't shave

3. like good people
4. Love flander

I love Flanderism he's my god.

by Flanderism August 19, 2021

Mitch Flanders

He isn't gay.

Ya boi Mitch Flanders bout to fuck the whole game up.

by Cameron CoIe August 4, 2011

Flander Effect

The phenomenon wherein a storyteller slightly exaggerates small details of a story every time it is retold to the point where an interesting story becomes outrageously unbelievable.

Storyteller: So now we're flying around the turn at 120 MPH...
Listener 1: Hold on, last time you said you were going 110 MPH, and the time before that 100 MPH...
Listener 2: Sounds like your story has been corrupted by the Flander Effect.

by Mcswaggin balls March 18, 2019