feline irony

The tendency of cats to sit on the lap of the person in a room who least wants that to happen.

With typical feline irony, Tiddles climbed on to the heavily allergic Juliet, even though Romeo was trying to attract the cat's attention for a cuddle.

by Analeest December 3, 2014

feline phobia

Someone that is deathly afraid of cats big or small to extreme mesures. Or from having been injured by said felines at one point in time to fear them

*a kitten meows and the person screams bloody murder climbs on top of something afraid to make a sound for fear that the the cute fluffy kitten will eat their face. Or is possessed by the devil.

The cat meowed at that man and he screamed and ran away he must have a" feline phobia"
*my face was horribly mauled by a mountain loin, now I have a feline phobia"

by FeLiNeDaRkNeSs December 17, 2014

Feline ADD

When a cat is focused on something such as eating and you are able to move him/her to a different location while only causing the cat to quickly change focus to a different subject.

Roommate: Put the cat down, man, he is eating.
You: I would but I already put him down somewhere else and he fell asleep, I think he has Feline ADD.

by GenderlessMale October 4, 2016

feline of high convictions

gussied up pole dancers

We went to the cat house and checked out a feline of high convictions; two of us are still M.I.A.

by Politically Correct Forest May 30, 2020

Feline

Shes beautiful lovely and everybody likes her shes amazing she cant do anything

Be nice be as feline

by Drhjsksj March 20, 2017

Felin

A fat little girl who only eat mac Donald burgers and wears tiny clothes and laugh at anything

Boy: your fat go home oh wait you'll probably get tired the first hundred meters!!

Felin: HAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mr poopybutttthole May 2, 2017

feline boy

A guy that acts like a cat.

"He really acts like a feline boy."
"He's my feline boy."

by J-dab February 23, 2017