deef

Killing yourself during quarantine :)

I really want to commit deef right now

by plz eat me June 6, 2020

deef

to prank someone

Jordan: Yo man! I just deefed Clark so hard a minute ago!
Clark: Awwww, why you gotta deef me so hard?

by deeffamscotty January 3, 2017

Deef

The act of a female dog (a.k.a. bitch) queefing. Usually this can be detected via the loud noise or rotten smell in an area

Man, that dog really deefed all over in here, it smells like fresh placenta.

by Eugene.irl February 6, 2019

Deef

dick fart/when your penis extracts cum randomly or someone who is a dick

oh no I just had a ''Deef''

ugh that guy is such a ''Deef''

by Mr. Studs May 29, 2022

Deef

Short for a dick queef. This is typically achieved when a smaller dick goes into a bigger dick's dickhole. When the smaller dick exits quickly, a popping noise is made: the deef.

Don't pull out your pencil dick out of this elephant trunk too quick or we'll deef.

Man, that deef was so loud my neighbours down the street called the cops, complaining about gun shots.

by Deef lord April 24, 2021

deef

To wreck, to destroy property. More than likely intentional, but sometimes as collateral damage.

"I leave for the weekend, and you just totally deefed my room? Uncool!"

by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 30, 2021

Deef

Short for “d*ck queef”

To pass gas out of the scrotum.

“Omg did someone just deef?”

Or

“It smells like somebody just deefed.”

by Bdog01 February 12, 2025