Marble buttplug

When your right testicle gets lodged between your butthole.

Pollock was playing games. Then all of a sudden, he was called down to the kitchen to assist his mother. Pollock got up way too fast causing him to have a Marble buttplug, when your right testicle gets lodged between your butthole. Ouch!

by Zun Tao October 27, 2021

Buttplug

Noun

An instrument usually made of rubber that is inserted into ones rectum to help prevent infectious diseases from entering ones body through their anal cavity.

I am using a "buttplug" to help protect against Corona.

by AnnArky99 August 20, 2021

The God of Buttplugs

There's a man who supposedly tried being a janitor and lived somewhere in Gotham Maine, who's specialty was he's foul lizard smell of being named anal prob nelson by some

The God of Buttplugs means I'm Dan

by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025

Louisiana buttplug

The act of freezing a man's semen in a mould of a buttplug then self-inserting into one's anus

"Yo bro, I just tried the Louisiana buttplug !"

"How'd it go ?"

"It was fucking cold !"

by WonDEr WaLl January 7, 2026

texas buttplug

An extremely large cud of chewing tobacco.

“Ed just put half a pouch of Beechnut in his mouth!”
“He always does, that’s his Texas buttplug “

by Jhig44 February 20, 2025

Pete Buttplug

Preferred way to reference cum guzzling politician Pete Buttigieg.

Watch your cornhole, Pete Buttplug is coming for you!

by Rev Sharpton March 21, 2025

Pete Buttplug

Real name for cum guzzling democrat Pete Buttigieg

Pete Buttplug is the poster boy for the gay agenda.

by Rev Sharpton April 3, 2025