Blump Call

The act of texting while shitting.

My son just made his 4:00 blump call today.

by Wana2dmax May 3, 2017

Blump

Someone quits before the party started, who can’t hang, passes out early

“Hey is so no so coming to the party tonight?” “Nah, he can’t hang, he’s a blump”

by Violetsrnotblue August 21, 2023

Blump

Stayed up late, overslept, and feels like you had to much Prosecco. So cognitively your not mentally all there. Sometimes mumbling when talking.

Why so blumpy? Don’t be a blump.

by TMatlack August 2, 2022

Blump

Your hookup gives you a blowjob while your on the toilet with the urge to shit. The almost blumpkin

Bro my hookup was so ugly, i made her give me a blump

by yunggrimmy March 26, 2022

Blump

A blimp that was built specifically to krump on.

"I'll krump with you on the blump, sweetiepie."

by jrobbo56 March 30, 2022

Blump

Negative word, can also just be a random word you use to add oompf to your speech

"youre such a blump"
"shut up idiot, BLUMP! *snaps fingers*"

by blumpgirl800 October 28, 2025

Blump-Slump

When a person is saddened by their lack of oral sex while taking a shit.

Jack scheduled an appointment with his therapist to talk about his feelings surrounding the major blump-slump he was in.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025