Bedtime Scrolling

The act of going trough social one last time before going to bed. Usually done in your bed.

Well huny, its time for me for some bedtime scrolling and then Im off to bed.

by Crashy873 August 21, 2019

bedtime funtime

alternate word for sleepover, meaning that sexual activities will take place.

phil: Hey! Would you like to come over for bedtime funtime?
janice: Why yes, I'd be delighted to!

by #brunogang April 3, 2020

bedtime gift

The good good before you go to bed.

Let me see that bedtime gift asked joe !

by Bedtime gift October 5, 2017

bedtime bust

A wet dream.

Dude I had a Bedtime Bust Last night, hella gross

by SirGoof May 19, 2017

bedtime paradox

A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.

What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
-Brought to you by Rayne Jenkins

"OH MIIII GOOODDDD" FRIGGING BEDTIME PARADOX

by Aberaham Lincoln November 18, 2017

Bedtime switcharoo

An Urge to splurge is when your beating your dick and the porn guy zooms in on thr guys dick like what the heck man

Dude last night i got bedtime switcharoo' ed
Damn I feel you

by Xwarm May 6, 2018

Bedtime Salad

A euphemism for sex, specifically related to the wetness of tomatoes

Do you want to come round for a bedtime salad

by lotcrossbuns November 5, 2021