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Beau

The hottest and most sexiest man alive. It is rumored that his dick is the largest thing in the world, and that he pulls an infinite amount of bitches. To have him penetrate your asshole is like an angel coming down to earth and having sex with you. His abs are as hard a mans dick when they see a Beau. If you know a Beau then you might be one of the luckiest person in the world.
Beau please put it in me!!!
Omg look its a Beau!
Beau your dick is so big!!!!
by 7 Bryan road April 26, 2022
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Beau is one of the funniest people you will meet here are some things you should know, they are weird but in a good way, they are short, they have blondish brown hair, they are a good friend, they are apologetic and never let go of them just don't ask why I just say no!!! Anyway, I hope this is helpful and if you have a friend named Beau show this to them!😀Stay Safe!😷
Me: Who's that?
Friend: Oh that's Beau
Me: Damn he fine!
by UrbanQueen82 July 19, 2021
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adjective meaning lovely or beautiful, short for beautiful
her face is so beau.
by Jack_&_Jill August 13, 2018
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A worthless piece of shit that smells like cottage cheese. A synonym for having a horrendously minuscule schlong. Feels the need to compensate for the lack thereof by acting, indeed, as though he is a penile erection that walks and talks.
Girl: Wow, you expect to get me hot and bothered with the size of that Beau?
Boy: My Beau is not even as small as a grain of rice... I'd say it's more of a pea pod okay?
FUCK YOU BEAU (From Augustana College) =) love, Daddy M. from religion. {{you really need Jesus, dude.}}
by Daddy Bonhoeffer 6969 February 7, 2018
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Verb: (a) To cancel plans by giving a lame excuse
(b) To not show up to a scheduled appointment for several weeks
Noun: (a) An act of ruining plans or
I was going to join the guys for lunch, but I decided to pull a Beau-beau and bail on them by pretending I was sick.
by cicipizza November 4, 2010
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Beau is a handsome guy with big, warm, brown eyes. Beau is every girls dream, every girl that has ever met him can admit that they have at least once had a crush on him. But he's not really interested. Charming good looks.
Person 1: ' Beau, umm... I like you. '
Beau: 'okay.'
by Ging Gong August 31, 2019
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A girl who steals your man and tries to make you jealous over it. Everyone finds her to be the downgrade
Stella: Beau took your man again
Jessica: Not surprised
by satelitehatred February 8, 2020
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