The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019

The blending of cheap gas station meatsticks and tequila in ones stomach while blackout-drunk. The amalgamation of which is immediate cause of "sleep-puking".

Hank:" I just finished that whole bag of meatsticks, lets get some sleep."
Me, in the middle of the night: "You alright bud?"
Hank: *Puking in his sleep* "'Merica"
Me: I dont think Ill ever get over The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019.

by turbovolvo August 12, 2021

double baxtered

When a state champ and his future state champ crush you at the same time ( any sport , same result)

Eric And son double Baxtered MH in the leg and face

by Russthebus August 29, 2021

baxter stalk me daddy

a word you use when someone took part int the sex offender shuffle on youtube fuck little pedos

arthur chase is such a baxter stalk me daddy

by dickfacedmcfagboy August 1, 2017

Baxter

Baxter is a black and brown vicious dog with an amazing family side of him Baxter is also very protective for his owner as he growls when someone comes near his owner he also scratches his belly on his bed aka shag

Look at that dog over there he must be a Baxter

by shanaepissedherpants.xo November 4, 2018

Baxter morris

Baxter Morris is an evil mastermind of the night that Ben turns into at the stroke of midnight on a full moon.

*eeery feeling * = Baxter Morris is around

by btecmyself November 15, 2023

Baxter

super cool and gets a lot of girl and is proving to the group chat with sam and the other people that this is fake cause obviously none of this stuff applies to me

kill your self baxter

by chadwick hevingnsbow November 21, 2023

Mr Baxter

A type of person or teacher that is catagorised for a love of ribs, music and rants.

For example Gus and Mr Baxter are extremely handsome

by Bighareyballman November 21, 2023